I despair, I really do

I suppose I'm too old to really care about this sort of stuff anymore, but I still get riled when I see our culture cheapened in such a way. Robbie Williams, that neurotic, no-talent, narcissist formerly of camp disco act Take That, has been selected by popular vote to represent the 90s in the UK Music Hall Of Fame. As if this buffoon is anything other than a complete irrelevance. A Freddie Mercury pastiche elevated to greatness by the tyranny of the damp gusset vote.

In the words of Kent Brockman: "I've said it before and I'll say it again: democracy just doesn't work".