Let's go round again, maybe we'll turn back the hands of time. . .

It was the same when I was a kid: I'd start a new diary and write in it religiously for the first couple of weeks, then it would be an entry every week and then by April it would be forgotten. And so it is, nearly a year later, I return to News Felch like a dog to its vomit. Or something. So much has happened yet so little has changed. But let's have another crack at this shall we?